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Good evening,
ladies, gentleman,

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and those of you who have
arrived too late to classify.

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I wish to welcome you
to Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

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Please relax.

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There is no admission charge,
no cover and no minimum.

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This is
a non-profit organization.

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Profit being defined
as that which is left
after I take my share.

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Tonight's
electronic floor show
transports us to France,

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the nation noted for
fine wines and, uh,
provocative postcards.

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The scene is Léon's Café
in Marseilles.

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Fernand, go home.
You're drunk!

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Drunk?
On your wine?

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(SCOFFS IN FRENCH)

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Léon, listen to me.

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The old days we knew,
you and I, they're gone.

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Good.
Léon, I'm serious.

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And I'm not drunk.

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Not yet tonight anyway.

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Just because you
are Thérèse's father,

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you have no right to
force her into this marriage.

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You keep your red nose
out of my business!

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Now, go home!

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(DOG BARKING)

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As you can see,
Alphonse and I have
not yet finished our wine,

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which is paid for.

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(WOMAN SINGING IN FRENCH)

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I told you two bouillabaisse
for Table 1.

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I served that already,
Papa.

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Well, who gets this one?

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Uncle Fernand.

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He is not your uncle!
Well, get the money first.

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(SPEAKS FRENCH)

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Well, what did you expect?

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Nothing.

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I expected nothing.

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I knew you would not come.

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It was raining.

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You see, we were
called upon to get
our discharge papers.

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Do you think
the Army wishes to
make it easy?

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"Sergeant Daumier,
Corporal Marchand,"
they say, "sign here!"

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Is that all?
Oh, no, my little pullet.

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It takes a day and a night
to get one like this.

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Then you'll be going home?

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What is life, but going home?

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Another Pernod?

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Yes, yes. Another Pernod.

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What will you have,
nightingale?

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(SINGING) I always
drink the same thing
I never, never change

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I always drink the same thing
Or else I will get sick

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(ORDERS COGNAC IN FRENCH)

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Here.

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I thought he was
the rich one.

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He is,
but I owe him something.

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You see, I saved his life.

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I'm sorry, André,

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but somebody had to tell her
you were going home.

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Why?
Why?

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Well,
for one thing she's not like

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those witches in
the Algerian desert.

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For another,
she's lost her head over you.

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Poor little pullet.

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I did not ask her to.

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Did I?

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No.

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I promised her nothing.

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A pullet like Thérèse,
it isn't necessary to promise.

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When a sheltered one like
this loses her head, well...

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Well,
well, that's her lookout,

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not mine.

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And, anyway,
what business is it of yours?

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You are my friend.

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Friends can say these things
to each other.

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No?

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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You know I haven't any money.

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Uncle Fernand,
I have explained.

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With the compliments
of the house.

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Oh.

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Tell me,
how could you possibly

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have smuggled it
past your father?

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That is my business.

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Eat it now,
while it's still hot.

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(THANKING IN FRENCH)

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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Something is wrong, child?

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The sergeant?

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His friend says
he is going home.

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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So we were together out on
the desert for five hours.

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And without water!

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The sun blazing down on us,
we crawled over the hot sand.

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Then we were picked up
by an ambulance.

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Well, we were in the same ward
in the military hospital.

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Today we'll receive
the Croix de Guerre.

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And today, still together,
we'll receive

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the highest award
the Republic can give.

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We both became civilians.

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You've heard of
the Unknown Soldier?

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This one is
the Known Soldier.

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He talks too much.

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What a beautiful man!

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And such a miserable temper.

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I'd take him,
temper and all.

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And he wouldn't
have to go to work.

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I'd look after him.

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Dream on, chéri.

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He is rich
and he is fiancé

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to a Belgian baroness.

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And I'm a Ukrainian princess.

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See for yourself.

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Her name is
Sybil de la Motte.

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If she is his fiancée,
why is her
picture in your wallet?

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There are times a man needs
a picture to look at.

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André had a picture to spare

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and I had room in my wallet.

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But I shall meet her soon.

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For I shall be occupying

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one of the guest suites
of André's chateau.

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Didn't I tell you
I was going home
as soon as I got my papers?

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Yes.

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Then why the long face?

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No reason.

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I always meant to leave.

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And you knew it.

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Marseilles was
never to be anything
more than a stopover.

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Do you think that
a few kisses in the dark
mean anything to a soldier?

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I told you
every soldier needs a girl.

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It goes with the uniform.

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Yes, you told me that.

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You think that we're living
in the world?

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Well, we are not!
We're just camping in it

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between wars!

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Do you suppose that,
simply by taking off this
uniform, I can forget it?

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I know it was a dark time...

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Yes.

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A terrible, heavy time.
But it's over

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and you must forget it.

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Forget?
How can I forget?

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I could help you, André.
André...

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I would so like to
help you forget.

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No, no, I...

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I don't want your help.

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I don't believe that.

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You say many things to me,
André.

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Bad, angry things.

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But these two weeks
you have been here,

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there were times
you were kind to me.

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Tender, even.

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This is what I remember.

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This is what I think
when I look at you.

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I do so want to be with you,
to look after you.

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I don't need anyone
to look after me!

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Maybe you forget.
I am going back to my home,

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my friends, my family,

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to all the things
a man can ever want.

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Not this here.

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I know I would be out of
place at St. Gervaise, but...

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Give me a Pernod.

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André,
haven't you had enough?

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I'm a soldier only
just out of the hospital.

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Let us pretend that
you are a Red Cross girl.

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Very well.

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I do not want a paper,

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I do not want a cigarette,
I want a Pernod.

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It is your duty to
give it to me,

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just as it is
your duty to give me

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anything else I might want.

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Your favorite Burgundy,
François.

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No, no.

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Have I not told you?
In my cafe my
relatives do not pay.

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But I'm not so sure
we are going to be relatives.

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Well, why is that?

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Has Thérèse grown
old since last night

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or ugly or fat or stupid?

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No, not stupid. Worse.

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Gaga!
Gaga?

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You know what she was
doing this morning?

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She was in the park,
sitting on a bench.

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What is gaga about that?

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You forget it
was pouring rain!

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Thérèse! Thérèse!

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Were you sitting in the park
this morning in
the pouring rain?

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Yes, Papa.

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What on earth
were you doing there,

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except getting soaked?

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I had my umbrella, Papa.

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You are talking
like an idiot!

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If you're going to
hold a family squabble,

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do it in the kitchen.
Not here!

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This is a private matter,
Sergeant.

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You keep out of it.

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You mind your tongue,
butcher, or I'll cut it out

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and hang it in
your shop window.

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Come on.

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Come closer, come on.

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Cut me a chop, André,
about so thick.

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(CHUCKLES)

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It has come to me.

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I know now why she was
sitting in the rain.

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She was praying.

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But of course.

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Sixteen years of
life in a convent

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leaves its mark
on a young girl.

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They're timid.

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They walk around on tiptoes
and they're full of
tears and prayers.

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But after marriage
and a few babies,

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they make the best wives
of all, eh, François?

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Play J'attendraiagain,
will you?

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Here is the family chateau.

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There's a rumor
Madame du Barry
slept here more than once.

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And this is
the family yacht

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for Mediterranean cruises.

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This is Cyrano,
one of André's horses.

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Last year he
won the Grand Prix
at Longchamp.

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Paid five to one.

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I had 2,000 francs
on the nose

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and that is how I
happen to know that

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Cyrano belongs to
the Countess d'Auberge.

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André's mother.

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That would make him
the Count d'Auberge.

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No, his name is Daumier.

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You see, the Count is his
mother's second husband.

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Picture postcards
sold at any newsstand.

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Three for 50 francs.

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Shhh! Not so loud.

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André gets very angry
when I talk about his family.

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He gets very touchy.

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I can imagine.

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That's why you carry
all the pictures.

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You do the publicity,
he cashes in.

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Why aren't you
at the chateau now,

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you and your fine friend
with the knife?

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I'll tell you why.

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Because you are both
just a couple of...

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You don't believe me.

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Why not put some money
where your mouth is?

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How much?

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Let's say 10,000 francs,

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the money you won
on our horse.

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Agreed! You heard him.
Ten thousand!

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Now, go ahead.
Prove it.

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There.

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Call the Countess d'Auberge
at St. Gervaise.

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No number necessary.

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Tell her it's her son,

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André Daumier, calling.

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Reverse the charges.

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If she accepts the call,
proves I am right.

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Not unless he talks to her.

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Not unless I hear.

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The Countess d'Auberge
in St. Gervaise.

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This is her son
André Daumier.

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Reverse the charges.

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It is the Countess herself.

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Good evening.

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André will be right here.

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One moment, please. André.

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It's your mother.

259
00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:25,490
My what?
Your mother doesn't know
you're back in France yet.

260
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,760
Tell her.

261
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:32,660
Any man but you, Marcel,
I would kill him for this.

262
00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:37,070
But I had to prove to
the pig of a butcher
that I was telling the truth.

263
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,170
For 10,000 francs, André,
do you blame me?

264
00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:42,640
Please.

265
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,440
COUNTESS ON PHONE:
Hello, André?

266
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:52,410
Hello? Hello?

267
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,860
Hello? Hello?

268
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,700
André!

269
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:09,400
André, my darling.

270
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,930
It's wonderful
to hear your voice.

271
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,800
Let me talk to him, Mama!
Lili, please...

272
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,340
Go and get your
father and Sybil.

273
00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:19,410
When did you get
back from Algiers?

274
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,110
About two weeks ago.

275
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:24,750
But, André, two weeks ago?

276
00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,680
Why haven't you
telephoned sooner?

277
00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:29,780
Well, when will you be home?

278
00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:31,750
Tomorrow evening.

279
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,420
How splendid!

280
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,390
I wish you would have
let me know ahead of time.

281
00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:40,060
We're having a party.
More than 200 people.

282
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,900
André, if I would have
known you were coming,

283
00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:45,870
I would have postponed it
and invited 200 more!

284
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,740
Mother, you will never change.

285
00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:50,410
How is Lili?

286
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,640
Lili's well, as always.

287
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,280
Good. And Sybil?

288
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,410
Sybil is well, too.

289
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,880
My stepfather?

290
00:16:56,910 --> 00:16:59,410
He's fine.
They want to talk to you.

291
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:01,080
I want to talk to them, too.

292
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,490
I'll fly your tailor
up from Rome this weekend.

293
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,550
I'm sure you need
an entire wardrobe.

294
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:09,590
André,
have you lost any weight?

295
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,330
A few pounds, maybe.
I'm all right.

296
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:14,260
8,000, 9,000, 10,000.

297
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,660
Mother...
Thank you.

298
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,030
François,
I want a word with you.

299
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:20,440
...and your horses, they have
been ridden every day.

300
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,940
Good, that's good.
But listen,

301
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,940
I've invited a friend
of mine to come with
me and to stay for a while.

302
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:30,910
But of course, my darling,
bring anyone you want.

303
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,750
We have still two
guest suites vacant.

304
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:36,720
Oh, André,
they couldn't have

305
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,550
discharged you
at a better time.

306
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,520
The season is just beginning.

307
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,120
Everybody is back
from Deauville, the Riviera...

308
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,730
There are parties every day.

309
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,530
Of course, I shall want to
redecorate your rooms.

310
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,200
Anyway, darling,
that's all for now.

311
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:53,230
I have to go back
to my guests.

312
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,840
Hurry home!

313
00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:56,740
Here's Sybil.

314
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:58,270
I'm next.

315
00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,340
ANDRÉ: Mother, wait a minute!

316
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,280
Hello, André.

317
00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:04,110
Oh, Sybil?

318
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,880
How are you?

319
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,420
Fine, thank you.
Was really naughty of you
not to have called sooner.

320
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:10,690
I know. I'm sorry.

321
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,450
André,
I was quite worried when

322
00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:14,060
I heard you were
in the hospital.

323
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:15,360
Was it very bad?

324
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:16,790
No, it's nothing.

325
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,660
I am glad.

326
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:19,890
Are you quite recovered?

327
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:20,930
Quite, quite.

328
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:22,500
Good. André?

329
00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:23,930
You really could have written,
you know.

330
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:25,630
Three months without a letter
from you.

331
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:28,400
If you missed me so much,
why didn't you write?

332
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,110
Oh, let's not argue
about it, will you?

333
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:34,040
Now, I would like to
speak to my
mother again, please.

334
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,680
All right. Just a minute.

335
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,680
Hello. This is Lili!

336
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,350
Lili? Oh, how are you?
I'm glad to hear you.

337
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,320
I'm fine, but how are you?

338
00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:47,820
Fine, fine.

339
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,830
How is your
spider collection?

340
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:54,160
I have a lovely new specimen,
but I can't wait to see you.

341
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,930
It will be good
to see you, too.

342
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,570
Lili, as the only sane member
of our family,

343
00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:03,040
will you listen to me?

344
00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,140
Of course.

345
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:05,370
Good.

346
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,010
About the friend that
I'm bringing with me...

347
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,890
Well, go ahead.
I'm listening.

348
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,020
Oh. Oh!

349
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:25,530
You'd better wait a minute
and I'll find out.

350
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,660
André is bringing
home a friend with him.

351
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,260
I told him it was all right.

352
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,830
Why does he make
such a point of it?

353
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,900
But you don't understand.
André's friend has lost a leg!

354
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,640
Oh.

355
00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:40,440
Well, haven't they given him
one of those artificial ones?

356
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,280
No, he says it's too soon
after the operation.

357
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:46,410
He'll have to walk in crutches
or be pushed in a wheelchair.

358
00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:49,120
Well, that's terrible!
To bring a cripple in here!

359
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:51,220
He won't fit in.

360
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:54,520
You mean his presence would
put a damper on
our activities?

361
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:59,760
Just a moment, André.
We're having
a family conference.

362
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:02,560
How extraordinary of André
to suggest such a thing.

363
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:07,270
I'm afraid
the unfortunate boy will feel

364
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:10,310
terribly out of
it in the midst
of all our parties.

365
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,870
Excuse me, my dear.

366
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:17,550
André, my darling,
of course we'd love to
have your friend,

367
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:20,980
but don't you think he will
feel a little awkward?

368
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,590
He won't be able to ride
or swim or dance.

369
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,550
He'll be so out of it.

370
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:28,490
You don't understand.

371
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,360
It happens this
fellow saved my life.

372
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,760
I'm sure he's a wonderful boy

373
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,430
and if he saved your life
we must certainly
be grateful to him

374
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:41,140
and do everything
to make his life as

375
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:44,010
comfortable and as
happy as possible.

376
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,210
I'm glad to hear you say that.

377
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,280
Then I bring him home with me.

378
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,480
Thank you very much.

379
00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:51,250
No, no, no, André.

380
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,210
I didn't mean that at all.

381
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,290
You did not understand me.

382
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,260
Naturally, we must help him
in every way we can.

383
00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:04,230
Send him to Switzerland,
to the Riviera, anywhere.

384
00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:06,360
We'll be glad to pay for it.

385
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,260
But don't bring him home!

386
00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:10,700
Not now.

387
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:13,270
It would be so
depressing having

388
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:16,340
such
an unfortunate boy around.

389
00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:18,710
André,
I don't agree with them!

390
00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:19,740
Let me, please.

391
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:24,710
Hello. Glad to hear
your voice, my boy.

392
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,550
But your mother is right.

393
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:28,080
We've talked about it
long enough.

394
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,990
We really must go
back to our guests.

395
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,850
Goodbye. Hurry home, will you?

396
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,970
André, what shall I
play for you now?

397
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,370
A happy song, Jeannette.

398
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:55,010
From the sound of things,
maybe I'd better
not go home with you.

399
00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:55,910
(ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING)

400
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,710
It's my fault.

401
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,650
We shouldn't have
surprised them like that
with the telephone call.

402
00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:03,520
André, you go home first.

403
00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:05,650
In a week or two...
Well, we shall see.

404
00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:08,920
Maybe I can join you then.

405
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:12,290
No, Marcel.

406
00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:14,660
I cannot take you with me.

407
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,360
Not home,

408
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,170
because I am not going home.

409
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,270
André,
we will go back now
to the pensionfor tonight.

410
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,540
No, no.

411
00:22:25,070 --> 00:22:26,680
Tomorrow will be better.

412
00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:28,440
You'll see.

413
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,250
Well...

414
00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:34,580
Goodbye, Marcel.

415
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,460
ANDRÉ: And you, Thérèse,
you marry the butcher.

416
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:45,690
After all, he's next door
and convenient.

417
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,530
So marry him

418
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:51,300
and live a long
and happy life.

419
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,290
Where do you
think you're going?

420
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,060
Let me go, Papa!

421
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,160
Please let me go!

422
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,070
I have to go with him.
I love him!

423
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,230
Ah, you love him...

424
00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:27,800
Is that what you want, child?

425
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,970
Oh, yes, Uncle Fernand.

426
00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:31,140
Léon, let her go.

427
00:23:31,170 --> 00:23:32,570
Shut up, you drunk!

428
00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:34,640
Let her go
or I will kill you!

429
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,750
All right, Thérèse.

430
00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:44,650
Do what you think is right.

431
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,760
André!

432
00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:05,070
for this program
has no desire to

433
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:08,310
make light of men
who have suffered
because of war.

434
00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:11,250
This concludes tonight's show.

435
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,650
Next time we shall return
to the scene of our crime.

436
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,820
I hope you will join us.
Good night.